Razengan:
    School should be like onboarding tutorials for a game.

    You've just signed into the greatest MMORPG ever. This is planet Earth. You
    chose the Human species. You were randomly spawned in this country, which is
    here. You share this world with these other players and critters. Here's some
    of the common technology we use, and the basics of how it works, made possible
    by the players working in these professions. There are limited resources, for
    now, but there are other worlds out there.

    What would you like to do?